Okay so, a couple weekends ago I went out to my favorite dance night to celebrate my friend’s birthday.

Prior to leaving I asked the crew what kind of shirt I should wear? Knowing I have a sweating problem I usually wear black to mask it.

Well…I wore brown. Clearly…a BIG, I emphasize big, mistake.

Well, I whored it up in front of the camera…not noticing I had giant pit stain…

A few days later I get a myspace message from a random person who was at the dance night saying: “Just so you know…www.hipsterrunoff.com”

Being a curious fellow, I clicked and scrolled and found this:
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/02/pit-tain-lert.html

Funniest shit ever. Fucking irony man, It’s crazy. We are a feeling world…you present a thought enough times, such as, “shit i’m going to have bad pit stains tonight,” the world WILL respond in kind.

PS: The livejournal comment below his linked picture is fake. Just clearing that up. (Even though, that fake livejournal post sounds remarkably like this blog post)